Various Jokes

"Cheese"

What would you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

"Red Light"

Why did the stop light turn red?

Wouldn't you turn red if you had to change in the middle of the street?

"The New Barbie"

Have you heard of the new "Barbie?"

It's called "Divorcee' Barbie."

It comes with all Ken's accesories.

"The Chicken is Dead!"

Why did the car run over the chicken while the chicken was crossing the road?

Because the driver was sick of the "Chicken Crossing the Road" joke.